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PERFECT COUPLE
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| Si_SOO_REAL | Date: Wednesday, 2009-03-18, 10:35 AM | Message # 1 |
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| Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect
woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy
Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a
Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at
the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the
perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon
they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving
conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had
an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind
numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
Scroll down for the answer...
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one
who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no
Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop
reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa
Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains
why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and
you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never
listen, either. MAKE SENSE???  
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| Si_ALOHAMILKYWAY | Date: Thursday, 2009-03-19, 11:27 AM | Message # 2 |
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| there is no mr/ms perfect... only the one that God has created just for you. 
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| Si_PANGET | Date: Tuesday, 2009-03-24, 1:40 AM | Message # 3 |
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| AKO AT SI EPRIL SIGURO PWEDE NA MAG REPRESENT AS REHAB SUCCESSFUL ALMOST PERFECT COUPLE :P HEHEHEHE COUPLEEEEEEEEEE :P
"R"espect "E"ntertainment "H"appiness "A"ddict "B"est 5 words that will describe REHAB!
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| Si_ryanbambino | Date: Tuesday, 2009-03-24, 2:04 AM | Message # 4 |
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| Nice one bro Si_Soo_real! natawa ako dun ha and i agree women are not into listening, And yes it does make sense
Muah muah beso beso sa mga sis! Apir apir sa mga tol!
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| Si_ALOHAMILKYWAY | Date: Tuesday, 2009-03-24, 9:51 AM | Message # 5 |
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| Quote (Si_ryanbambino) i agree women are not into listening excuse me, not ALL women. 
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| Si_ZICMU | Date: Tuesday, 2009-03-24, 10:04 AM | Message # 6 |
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| cOOL.. that topic is for all the sexes n this world.. there is no such perfect relationship... you can't get the one you least expected. but instead try to be the perfect one.. love has many corners many downs.. everyone should learn how to fall and to rise again. this is how perfect love goes.. "DON'T LOOK FOR THE PERFECT ONE" instead "TRY TO BE THE PERFECT ONE"
 
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| Si_ALOHAMILKYWAY | Date: Sunday, 2009-03-29, 1:31 PM | Message # 7 |
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| basta para sa akin... ang PERFECT COUPLE ay si HAPPYNAPPY & TWISTED ANGEL! wahihihi... 
Message edited by Si_ALOHAMILKYWAY - Sunday, 2009-03-29, 1:32 PM |
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| Si_TWISTED_ANGEL | Date: Monday, 2009-04-06, 1:23 AM | Message # 8 |
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| NYAHAHAHAAH NGAYON KO LANG TO NABASA SIS...KAW HA....ME AND NAPPY ARE BESTFRIENDS....DI BA HAPPY?     
Lïvë LåugH LÖvÉ .....m....(^^,)....m....... 
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| Si_ALOHAMILKYWAY | Date: Monday, 2009-04-06, 10:08 AM | Message # 9 |
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| hahaha oo lumang post na to eh di na updated kasi ang perfect couple na ngayon ay si... SUPER RED at BHOROSSZZ!!! weee...
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| Si_DECODED_24 | Date: Wednesday, 2009-04-08, 1:38 PM | Message # 10 |
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| wahahaha natawa acu joke ba to???di cu alam lols sa sarili cu natatwa!!! but nway walang taong perpekto nga!!! at perfect couple c ico and dana..ay mali kasi ngkatampuhan pala sila sa guillys wahahah jokeness....
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| Si_SOO_REAL | Date: Wednesday, 2009-04-08, 7:11 PM | Message # 11 |
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| yes there is such thing na perfect couple,,, and it is tested in time,,, human perfection is wat we call experience,,, all the downs and ups of life is a perfect events in once life,,, we cant attain divine perfection but as a being we are perfect in any possible thing we know,,, a perfect human being that is created to experience the happy and the saddest time in once life,,, apirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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